Son of Wacky Death Metal Album Captions!

Here they are, back by overwhelming public demand- Wacky Death Metal Album Captions!! (While I do acknowledge that some of these albums aren't really even death metal, I must also acknowledge that my renderings on them are, in fact, wacky.) Look! (click to enlarge)




Hey, if any publishing company wants to make a ton of money, hire me to make a book of these. I just know it would "move a lot of units"(industry speak for "sell a lot of something"). I'm almost positive I made this up and it's a 100% original idea. If someone did do this before me, however, they probably sucked hard at it and weren't hilarious, whereas I am really hitting my stride and knocking 'em out of the park! Interested publishers can contact me via the blog and we can talk turkey! Then we can negotiate a price. *re-used joke rimshot*
Anyone??